Terror Tuesday: "Devil Times Five"

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Children. It’s high time that we exterminate these vermin. Everything about them is disgusting: the way they’re conceived, their parasitic sustenance-draining “embryo” state, and of course that unspeakably hellish moment when the shriveled creature bursts out of its mother’s vagina in an agonizing fountain of reeking, plasmic organs.

And - as evidenced in DEVIL TIMES FIVE - it only… Show more gets worse from there. In this cautionary tale from writer Sandra Lee Blowitz (THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF ZORRO), five pre-adolescent psychopaths (including tiny Leif Garrett!) escape their padded confines and take refuge in an unwitting winter vacation community. It’s not long before each of the wee nutballs find a way to showcase his or her particular talent for homicide, ranging from decapitations to arson to pretty much everything else.

Exceedingly brutal, lascivious and crude, this is the movie that will at last convince you to take a steak knife to your infant and/or genitals for the greater good of mankind. (Zack)

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