The Disappearance of Alice Creed

One thing kidnapping movies have taught us is that if you try to steal someone for money, it's a pretty safe bet that things aren't going to go as planned. There are so many different ways things can go wrong, in fact, that one has to wonder why anyone even gets into that line of work. Perhaps the perks of the job - the masks, the sketchy white van, the abandoned rural hideout - are too good to pass up. Or maybe kidnappers just aren't that sharp.